脑残Lenz

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2009-01-22T03:02:00.014+08:00

Wow, what am I doing at this very very late (or early?) timing?
Must be too much sleeping last two days.
And now I am blank at the middle of night yet don't feel like can sleep anytime soon :,(
Now I feel like talking random things...

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So I abandoned this blog for quite a long time.
Mostly due to the new job started August last year.
Newly setup. Unstable management. No plan. No rule. No this no that...
So working six days a week was expected and it was even 830am-830pm daily the first few months.
And now there is this economy crisis.
Solution? Alternatives? Control? Cut down? Termination??
It's quite miserable when you can only try hard to plan for survive for yourself, your team, but not able to take any step forward.
Plan for a better future I hope so.
Yes we can! I love you Obama (wtf) :P

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I changed the title of the blog. 脑残人士(Lenz) =.=
Sometimes I'd think that too much of my brain cells were dead or were not connected.
I am not sure it is eventually damaging or it has been damaged since stone age la.
Slow reaction. Slow action. Difficulty to express. Bad presentation in any mode. Low memory. Low RAM. etc. And the most serious, blank for a long moment aka 发白日梦.
Does anybody has cure for these?

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By the way, ~~tomorrow~~ today is the last working day before CNY holidays yay!
Will be going to KL before going home for CNY.
Hopefully got time to go shopping. I haven't buy my new year clothes ler.

CNY is coming.
What do we got in CNY?
Ang pow (officially given, inofficially give), bah kua + mandarin orange, pai pai, 团圆饭 lunch at 3pm, fire crackers (ooppss), mah jong + cards with 三姑六婆 while they kepo-ing my "status, income how much, bonus how much" and I reply " wah, ah ko how come you become more prettier this year har, wah lut lut, wana find new husband ka @@", secondary school-mates gathering, PS gaming, photo-ing...
Nothing special comparing last year and years before.
It's just some official and unofficial repeated events.
Oh, but I want to go to your new house Ms Cheng Le Shi. Chu San ngam bo? CS ok?

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Last few days accidentally browsed through an ex form six (eh, half way runner form six) friend's facebook.
Checked on the album and found this:

A graduate photo without me inside. T.T
So many 熟悉的陌生人 faces including the teachers.

Although it was only about two months time, I was able to join them in sport days, prefect recruitment (and failed @@), camp and so on, which left some footages on my memory la.
Lost all of their contacts as it was such a rush when I came to UTM (Friday got the letter and Monday was the registration).
So forgive me for leaving without a proper goodbye my mates, would really like to meet you all back at Melaka!~~

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Did I tell that I am so not ashamed-ly overly like to take my own picture aka camwhore, like lately?
Since like when? Like after change the hairstyle? Like so bimbo-ish. Like OMG!
When it is like in-the-carl-in-the-changin-room-in-the-toilet-in-the-etc.
Like this sexay photo

OK. I KNOW THIS IS ANNOYING.

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It's 5am shit.
Ok, I should sleep now. At least a nap.
Bye.

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p/s: I.Miss.You~!

the Superheroes

2008-07-20T14:35:00.017+08:00

Lately, there are so many superhero movies in the cinema. Piling up the cinema poster squares are those superheroes in suits. Coolness. Such an action movie supporter I am, I have watched a fews of them. But I reckon that Hollywood realized they are not able to breakthrough their computerized effects, at least at this moment, so they turn their focus onto storylines, highly, even it is an action movie. Twisted and twisted. Some are out to be really good, but some just fail to the expectation.

On my preferences, there is this one twists to be unexpectedly good way and another one twists surprisingly but in fail way.

Hancock

Hancock is a movie directed by Peter Berg.
~~Tancock is a movie directed by Ali.~~

Relatively, I think this is a low cost superhero movie. The movie tries to make the hero not an ordinary superhero, thus, a completely norm "tourist" outfit (with no design cost??). The superhero has a few powers, those norm among superheroes too. They got no more idea on how to elaborate further on the superhero gua. There are a few scenes that are amazing on the computerized effects. Too bad they keep repeating it. And about the twist point, surprisingly out of what everybody will expect! But out of that, as for me, that just turns the movie into two parts.

3.5/10:
Will Smith didn't get it good enough, not his fault maybe. Yeah, superhero is destined to be alone! maybe...

The Dark Knight

I get boring eventually on the first 45mins of the movie. "Is this another normal hero chases bad guy hides game?" Dragging on the story telling this and that. But that is not until the china man get caught. Suddenly, the seek and hide, the tricks and pranks have been so attractive. Some kind like 无间道, you gotta think awhile for some of the consequences. The difference is they tell you at the end of the story. Erm, I shouldn't revealing too much.

Frankly say, this superhero is one of the most mankind superhero. Seems realistic. Even though, Christian Bale looks more attractive on the mask, some said. Keke. And Heath Ledger gets the role potrays the best as the Joker. No overacting. Smart but illogical. As what the maniacal Joker supposed to be. By the way, Aaron Eckhart is one of the most important supporting role. I can't tell more. Afterall, he is not a badman (pun intended). :P

9.9/10:
Oh, I didn't say anything about Maggie Gyllenhaal? That's why 0.1 mark gone. She is not a joker! (pun really intended) :P
Why they make her looks so ugly / old ??!!
Why so serious?? @@
(I found no picture of her in the movie, so go find out @ the cinema) :P

八度夏日演唱会 @ Malacca

2008-07-15T00:14:00.010+08:00

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ON?

Over The Weekends - Part 3

2008-07-13T23:50:00.007+08:00

18th-19th May ~ MLW (Cont'd)

Once when I was staying at Melaka, I was too lazy to go out. Frequently friends would ajak-ed me out and conversation went: "Let's go out?" ~ "Where?" ~ "Err...MP?" ~ "MP again?"... But what is it now? After the new Mayor of Historic Malacca City Council, Yusof Zainal, has taken place, he intended that Melaka should be developed into a more cheerful place in order to attract tourists, which we were calling it "The New Malacca".

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The New Malacca

Despite the attractive Historical spots existed, Melaka is now further enhanced with several entertainment spots and a few hundred thousands of... LED *bling* *bling*

See!
Was it the new Mayor took visual management course? :P

It was along the Melaka River and recreational park (Melaka River Pirate Park, what a weird name) was built just beside the river. The river used to be dirty and smelly but now it is being taken care. Keep up the work and hopefully it can be sustained!

Another side of the LED decorated building may be abit gloomy.
"咚咚咚，生人勿近!" @@

Szeepy and PohPing in the Melaka River Pirate Park.
Were they named it Pirate Park because it has a pirated Eye on ~~Malaysia~~ Melaka? ^_^lll

Because it has a Pirate Ship in the park! (a mock one i heard??)

Regardless of whether it's mock one or not, great fun came with great companies! :D

Gogo KTV

There was also the first ever karaoke outlet has been opened on jetty near MP (Mahkota Parade). Being one of the cheapest karaoke, you might find its service was not as good comparing to others (eg: aircon to be on after guests in, apparently low efficient sound insulation etc). Despite of that, it's still a high value-to-cost karaoke session especially we have Khoo-San the Superstar!

The Boyz @ ~~redbox~~ Gogo KTV.

And The Girlz.

And the Superstars!
And the One-Eye-Monster!
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Next was Menara Taming Sari.

I supposed most of tourists have visited the historical building but not from the top of them. We got the bird's eye view on top of Menara Taming Sari. Frankly say, bird's eye view on places I have been familiar with was such excited experience. "Oh, there is that there are those, oh, there is the hidden place I never (cannot) go into!"...

SMBees' Arising!

View on top of Menara Taming Sari.
Clockwise from Top Left: The Hill, Dataran Pahlawan Megamall, Melaka River & Flora de la Mar Muzeum, Straits of Malacca.

The Pahlawans!

Well, that's all we have gone and through during the very short two days trip. I wouldn't deny I'm trying to promote Melaka through these ~~ass~~long posts. It's far greater than just a good news that Melaka can keep growing as one of most welcomed tourism spot. Guys, discover it!
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Extra ~ SMB-ish Craziness @ Historical Melaka

Keke, how could I just end the post without laborating more on SMBees?! I'm not going to have deep talk on the friendship/realtionship etc (it's kept in the heart one :P) But I cannot escape to tell about the craziness of SMBees :P

Kisah Benar (wtf) @ Lotus Inn

You might notice that I didn't mentioned much on our accomodation during the trip. Well, as that was a budget trip, the accomodation was not any star rated hotel but it was Lotus Inn.

In this building, some of the SMBees (names were not displayed to save their faces from some scratches) just couldn't resist but to aim the first victim of the trip! That soon to be included into the Melaka historical building (@@) inn just making people feeling gloomy. So, one of the Pahlawan-Don has been seated in the girls' room prior to their check-in. Well, you get the trick!

Three Two One~!
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wuaahhhhh!!!
(in a very high pitch!)
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Bingo!

Childhood (wtf) @ Melaka River

When SMBees got boring...

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Yes, in the public! Beside Melaka River! Where people went there for boat trip!

In front of them!

There we went!

一，二，三，木头人！
(one, two, three, woodenman!)

"Hmmp, all of you better watch out, see who is coming??!!"

"Chiku chiku chiku, smile la smile la I catch you"
And "螳螂在后" :P

Car Beauty @ Red&White Kenari @ Melaka River

What do you always see when you seen a sport cars in display?

The Red&White Sport Kenari.

Yes, you see it from the title, you gotta expect car beauty when there is sport car.
So, ladies and gentlemen plesae applause and welcome SMB car beauty!

jeng jeng jeng!!!

"Aiyo...Paiseh la Paiseh laaa..."

"Lai lo, 招牌笑容!"

"Common Beibeh, tell me you cannot resist me Beibeh!"

"Let me kiss you Beibeh, common Beibeh, MUUUAACKSSSS"

Ok, no more. You want more you gotta pay for access!

Back to nature @ Dataran Pahlawan

Last but not least!
People tends to back to the most nature when they are in a place of historical. I wonder. :P

"I don't have constipation, kekeke!"

Disclaimer: Some of above characters maybe created, illusionally. If you find it matches, you are lucky! muahaha :P

That's the end of the MLW.

When KFC mentioned that he felt everybody of SMBees was still remained the same, I didn't agree with it. I would say everybody has changed to adapt their environment, their work. But at one time, you have been returned to the environment that you once used to be in, the people you used to be with, you'll find yourself, at a moment, back to what you were (back to a more nature wise? :P), face-off, and be a more nature you!

Whether it's good or bad, you judge it!
I found the greatest funs and memories! :)

Cheers, Friends!
Till next time!

Over The Weekends - Part 2

2008-07-06T14:37:00.045+08:00

18th-19th May ~ MLW

Since started working, part of the salary (quite big sum actually) has been allocated for leisure travelling. Thus, the hoo-haa of travelling here and there and planning of the trips. I was actually getting the fun really much! Included MLW!

What was MLW? In full name, it was "Melaka Leisure Walk" and that was one of the SMB course trips. That was one of the successful one after the Sibu and Cameron Highland trip. Almost all the SMBees were attended. (Hint: The budgeted trip is always the most welcomed trip. Heck, inflation is the monster, who don't want to be in the luxury trip!)

Once again I was travelling back to Melaka for the event. As of name of Leisure Walk, so it was meant to be walk walk, see see, eat eat, and not least play play! I'd say I've met back a bunch of crazy old folks.

MLW ~ The SMBees
Front Row L-R: Szeepy, Ah-Hoong, KFC.
Middle Row L-R: Jocika, PohPing, David, 小妹.
Back Row L-R: me, DonChia, Khoo-San, CheeSeong.

Another group photo. So COLORFUL!
排排座，吃果果！

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Historical/Tourism Spots

Melaka is all about RED buildings.
They are Christ Church Melaka, Clock Tower & side wall of Muzeum.

The Queen Victoria Fountain
Didn't I mention Melaka is so colorful?

The Dutch Windmill
Annoying tiang lampu =.=

Walls!
A Famosa & St. John Hill

We were simulating the operation of the bomb explosion hundred years ago!

Beauties and the Famosa.

Ah-hoong:"Retired Captain Hook!"
WTF

Cheng Hoon Teng & Masjid Kampung Kling.
You can notice that the mosque was built in pagoda-like shape potrays the mixture of culture.

We went to Jonker Street too. But there was not much photo on that due to the crowd and "sardin-ed" between visitors.

As you can see, People Mountain People Sea!
By the way, the background was the Georgrapher.

Yummilicious

The Leisure Walk was not complete without the Makan Session. As Melaka born folk, I was never realized there were so much yummilicious around Melaka! Thanks to CheeSeong for bringing us for all the foods. You will be amazed by how much food we had consumed within the two days trip!

First Stop: Hoe Kee Chicken Rice @ Jonker Street

Hoe Kee is not the Chicken Rice Ball origin. The origin is the only one with no fancy decoration but an old style narrow building ~ Kedai Kopi Chung Wah. Too bad it was so crowded that we decided to move on to Hoe Kee.

Crowded!

Hoe Kee - Decorated to be looked old.

Chicken Rice Ball

Personally, I don't think the chicken rice ball was so special. That was another attempt after several years when I was last eating the chicken rice ball. Still tasted normal. But that was definitely not below standard. If you haven't tried it, give it a try!

Hoe Kee was visited with several TV shows crew!

Second Stop: Portugese Settlement Seafood @ Ujong Pasir

Instead of taking the seafoods, I might really recommend on the shells type seafoods. As reaching the restaurants, you will be "caught" by several "PRs" to order their seafoods. I was later informed that they were actually providing similar (taste and variety and price) kind of seafoods. And that was only one stall that didn't look nice but was selling the best seafoods around that area.

The Stall
(Picture stolen from Preciouspea)

Full display of the shell type seafoods available.
(Picture stolen from Preciouspea)

We were ordering most of dishes for that night from the normal seafoods restaurant. As from the stall, we ordered some scallops, giant lala, and others I don't remember the names.

So juicy!

Third Stop: Museum Cafe @ Jonker Street

That was what we saw once we entered the Cafe. The feel was so old style that by default the digicam set to "Sepia" mode.

Old school Bruce Lee vs The Rock Star Beckhon.

Oh, I'm suppose to talk about the things we ate at here. That shop was actually famous with the Gula Melaka Baba Cendol. But too bad, it was finished when we reached there. Nevermind, we ordered other delicious desserts like Gula Melaka ABC & Nyonya Laksa. We ordered ABC for each person and shared the asam laksa. That was after that, we found it was totally not enough to share the asam laksa. You gotta get one bowl for yourself!

Old kopitiam serving style bowl - Gula Melaka ABC.

We were too busy eating the Nyonya Laksa that we forgot to take picture!
(Picture stolen from here)

I'm waiting for the chance to go back there again to taste the Gula Melaka Cendol!

Fourth Stop: Char Xiu Fan

I forgot the name of the shop. It was opposite Capital Satay Celup. Anyway, a total of 11pax of us were only ordered two plate of Char Xiu Fan. We were too full after rounds of food marathon. Only Khoo-San able to sapu the char xiu fan. One and a half plate I should note.

Mouth Watering Display.

Khoo-San: Hmm, macam tak cukup la.

Fifth Stop: Pork-Rib Noodle @ Gajah Berang

The second day of the trip, the first thing we needed to execute was to taste the Pork-Rib Noodle.The shop was supposed to be a beef noodle shop. And please don't be mistaken, the beef noodle was as nice as other told me, it was barely I was not eating beef. I was not sure if the shop was originated from Taiwan, but the shop name was "台湾著名川味牛肉面大王".

台湾著名川味牛肉面大王

Q noodle served with crispy pork-rib. Yummy!

Sixth Stop: Tan Kim Hock @ Jalan Laksamana Cheng Ho

Basically we were not consuming any food at Tan Kim Hock. The durian cendol was not yet opening during our early visit. So, the outsiders were taking the chance to buy "sourvenir". The so called local food products were actually being exported to most of the places around Malaysia. But maybe you can feel the origination of buying the products at Wisma Tan Kim Hock.(??)

The glance of its products.

See, they were feeling happily ever after by buying the products! :)

Seventh Stop: Restoran Hup Huat @ Off Jalan Bunga Raya

That chinese restaurant served Fried Wanton with porridge. Normally we are taking wanton with pork but that wanton was actually came with prawn! Adding the other dishes: Hainan chicken & random vege completed our lunch.

Prawn Fried Wanton and other dishes.

It was located beside the federal cinema which was left unused long time ago. You need to search for it as it was off the road which a huge car park in front of it.

Restoran Hup Huat.

Eighth Stop: Teo Soon Loong @ Jalan Hang Kasturi

That restaurant even harder to be found. It was hiding somewhere beside the lorong on the same row as Cheng Hoon Teng. It was a Teo Chew restaurant and of course serving Teo Chew foods. That was the Eighth stop and the last stop of our Makan session and actually was the last "official" activities of MLW. I've no doubt that everybody was enjoyed the dinner as delicious as it was supposed to be. It was not surprising, it was also the most expensive makan session we had.

A total of eight courses (coincident ei?) we had ordered. As recommended from the reviewers over net and also the "demanding" Taukeh of the restaurant. The rule was that you ordered what raw materials you would like them to be served and that was all. Off your mind on the prices, the cooking styles and even the total of dishes you would like to ordered, The Boss was the one to decide that! But what to care, it was Yummilicious! That was the point!

L-R UP-Bottom:
Oyster Noodle (orh mee), Soft Shell Crabs, Bitter Gourd Pork-Rib, Braised Duck, Prawn Steam Ginger Wine, Kailan, Tauhu, Yam Mash (orh nee).

Yam mash was actually came with pumpkin and nuts. I was never a supporter for pumpkin. But the combination of that dessert was superb. It was not too sweet as a dessert, and out of my expectation, there was no any strange smell of pumpkin. Tasted really smooth and orgasm. Haha!

KFC - The Yam mash Master!
After taught by the Shifu of the shop, he took over the role to distribute the yam mash, with precise quantity of combination that made it tasted so nice! v**v

Teo Soon Loong with its special layout. You must bypass the kitchen to enter to the dining table. The "Full" signage was always ready to be hung, so find the phone number and get your table booked before you go there. (Advertisement @@)

to be continue...

Over The Weekends - Part 1

2008-07-06T00:29:00.025+08:00

OMG!
I'm dragging it too long! But please rest assure, I got the reason why I didn't do it, you will know at the end of the post.

I'm talking about the log that I suppose to write for the past weekends started from early of May to June. I was actually quite occupied with activities and kept me out of the boring squares (room and monitor).
Let's see see :)

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3rd-4th May ~ Not so Mother's Day

Ok, that might not be really a nice start for the log. But if you remember, I was actually planning for Mother's Day celebrating during the-quite-long-Labour-Day-holidays. And I was travelling all the way back happily with all the celebrating plans. That was only before I got to know my Granny was tripped up somewhere and causing difficulty to walk properly. Further more, on that night, she was again tripped up at the midnight when she tried to go toilet without wanting to awake anybody nice sleep.

I was feeling quite blamed and wrong BECAUSE I was the last one awoke to help on that moment, WHILE she was falling down JUST beside my bed!! If you cannot imagine how serious that moment was, that was causing my Granny losing any tiny energy even to speak/shout for help and at last being sent for hospitalization straight after that.

Thanks God, Granny was recovered back to stable stage. But that was not the end, I was later informed that, instead of that, my mom was feeling uncomfortable on her backbone. It was Osteoporosis. That might be normal to aged folks, but for the mother of seven, she is one of the mother that used to be 命苦. Never ending housework and thus every work she is doing now may cause risk to her bone. I was later spending some times searching for the bone supplements pills and visco-supplement to be injected into bone to strengthen the structure. They are suppose to maintain so the bone is not worsen.

Sigh.
Women, there are only three of you in the house.
Each of you is precious to me, to the FAMILY.
Just take the good care and a little bit more! :)

So, that concludes that weekend activities and the following weekends ain't that bad anymore. (That weekend was suppose to be superb too, next time ya)

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10th-11th May ~Post KK Gathering

Thanks to MeeWah.

Singapore Mt. KK Conquer Team was so passion that they invited those KK Kakis around Southern area (which were only KCY and me duh) to join the Post KK Gathering. Well, nice three-storey-cost-million-ringgit-semi-detach, nice dining course, nice wine (!!), nice & entertaining hosts (!!!), everything was so nice that kcy and me dengan muka tak malu overnight-ed.

What I should mention was that the idea of setting dinner table at garden was such a brilliant. So natural, so environmental-friendly, so windy, provided the place was not crowded with mosquitos la. Instead, I was actually prefer a wider place, a non-taman area, for the dinner (oh, I think I mean my hometown house, I should do some garden dinner sets back there) (but then my Granny will mumbling T_T ).

There were actually not many pictures for this. Just enough.

Cheers!
The group photo.
L-R: bikini-aunt-bb, ~~fake~~holey-innocent-joyce (later on this), china-green-jason, die-die-yam-sheng-sukkiong, supernice-host-meewah, me, first-time-drinker-kcy, McD-daddy-george.
Behind me L-R: mr-nice-guy-engswee, handsome-bachelor-paul.

Super-Entertaining-Host-holygoodnameiforget
That guy was good at "shooting" people die with wine.
Heck, he himself was a super-drinker!
Thanks for kesian-ed me and not drunken me :)

Next is his son. Lucas, like father like son, as talkative. Though he might a little bit shy at first while meeting all of us, but ended up quite "close"/"stick" to me. He could talked everything to me. And talking like an adult about how he was pressurized on his study, tuition etc =.= Oh, I still owe him a toy! Later!

Ignore the annoying background.
The red little object was Lucas.
Alamak no face also.
No worry, he is as handsome as his dad, anybody wants to book for your daugther can find me, I can arrange for you and charge accordingly. :P

As you can see, everybody was very enjoyed with the sumptuous dinner, smiling all the ways up. As it was not enough, the dinner was provided with so called free-flow beer & wine supplies! KCY and me contributed two bottle of red wine (which were AZ's all the ways from NZ, con sial), some random beer called Sapporo Classic supplied by Suk Kiong, and the main drinks supplied by the host: Martell Cordon Bleu!

Most guys were escaped from the host shoots on the wine by excuses of needed to drive after the dinner, including me. Meanwhile we were open-eyed watching the plot by our bikini-aunt-bb and the host, I named it Tai-Chi-Wine-Battle =.= So now you know what is that tai-chi on works and actually wine shoots also can tai-chi. Too bad we didn't record down the plot. Tsk Tsk.

Beside the battle, there were not least other "victims". KCY claimed that he was having the highest consumption of wine of his life on that night. Firstly was beer, then upgraded to red wine, and lastly kena-shot also by the host with Martell. I was not sure, but I thought he was slightly drunken. Next was SukKiong, the die-die-yam-sheng drunker. I thought she really enjoyed being shot by the host actually. The spirit of yam-sheng was blossom in the bottom of her heart I supposed @@ Lastly, I'm going explain the ~~fake~~holey-innocent-joyce. Our cutie jocika was surprisingly a very good drinker! After round of rounds, she was actually remaining concious. I'd say the amount of wine she had taken was not less than most people there. So, I should officially "honour" Joyce "SMB-Queen-of-Drinker"!

McD-daddy-george being amazed by SMB-Queen-of-Drinker!

KCY and me were overnight at the million-dollar building and the other day we were treated with Singapore-One-day-Trip. To be exact, it was a 游车河 trip. Breakfast at so-so typical chinese stall at Singapore. Then went to Upper/Lower Pierce reservoir which for me was perfectly clean comparing to any taman rekreasi at Malaysia.

Later on was the lunch at 鼎泰丰. Yum yum! Alot of food we were eating, but all I remembered was only 小笼包. How come how come?... Next was truly 游车河, wondering around the town searching for Teluk Blangah. Teluk Blangah pictures taken were too blur. So i just search on the net and this is it.

Teluk Blangah - Henderson Waves

It was barely a wavy-shaped bridge hung over Teluk Blangah hill and Mount Faber across Henderson road. Quite a good place to walk around. It would even better if the orientation is slightly twisted so it's facing the sea.

That was a weekend spent in Singapore. Thanks again to the supernice-host-meewah! Thanks for the host, thanks for the treat and thanks for everything! :)

to be continue...

凌晨三点钟

2008-06-18T00:53:00.006+08:00

哇塞！凌晨三点钟了！
乱了！乱了！乱了！

上周六就因为看了场半夜场，凌晨三时到家。原以为累了整天应该很好睡，怎知躺在床褥上，左一圈右一圈，盖被踢被，就是睡不下。再转两圈，看一看手机，吓了跳，已经是早晨五时。过后就死闭上眼，管他真的入眠了没，总之盖上眼皮一动不动就算他是休息了。最后，只"休息"了两粒钟，还是爬起身来。

从那时起，整个system乱完。由于前一晚睡不好，周日晚上八时开始打瞌睡睡觉。第二天起身精神奕奕，还以为没事了，那知就这样一整天精神奕奕到凌晨三时。晕！这样重复今天八时睡，隔天三时睡，原本快痊愈的病，只有越来越糟糕的份！

是不是人年纪大了，适应能力退化，一旦作息有了点变化，就无从适应？想当初我Sleeping King的"美誉"也不是冒出来的，睡觉对我来说比呼吸简单。今时却不同昔日相比矣！

越想就越担心，适应能力退化了我该怎么在这个国家生存呢？毕竟我们亲爱的领袖现时可是高喊着:"Ubah gaya hidup!" 的口号呢！我的适应能力那么差，连睡觉都适应不了，该怎么办呢？

我原本快痊愈的病，会不会越来越糟糕？

2008-06-04T21:28:00.002+08:00

RM2.70!!!!!!!!

他妈的，MC都不让我好好休息...

一个人的电影(夸张版)

2008-06-02T01:57:00.011+08:00

自认惯了我行我素，单独吃饭行街绝对难不倒我。但对于电影单人行的任务，我还是有一点介怀的。要不是全世界都看liao没人陪我看，要不是全世界都酱好看受tempted要看，我也很难会一个人去看电影。
在执行任务的第一步，便出现了绊脚石--交通阻塞。困在车厢里，无故冒出了电影单人行会出现的尴尬状况:

状况1: 戏票柜台员

通常排队时会aim美女柜台员，计算排队位置(太夸了吧)，以便可以找她服务。

美女: Good Evening Sir! :)
我: :D
美女: Which movie do you like to watch?
我: Ironman, 8pm.
美女: How many seats?
我: ... ... One please.
美女: (故作面无表情)Ok.
美女: Here is your ticket. Enjoy the plots. :)
(再转头以这样跟"同僚"gossip)

状况2: F&B柜台员

通常不会选柜台--剩一分钟戏就要开始liao还要选美女柜台啊?

边阁边阁: Good Ev... ...
我: *插话* one ceramel combo regular coke thank you very much
边阁边阁: and?
我: Huh?...
边阁边阁: One enough?
我: Yes... ...
边阁边阁: (stoned一秒，然后奸笑...)
边阁边阁: *递上(1x popcorn)+(1x coke)+(2x straws)*
我:

状况3: 检票员

通常没得选，帅哥一个。

帅哥: *接过戏票*
帅哥: *翻* (没有)
帅哥: *搓* (没有)
帅哥: *准备伸手点口水*
我: (又)One only lah...

状况4: 单人座?

通常坐下后看看广告，然后觉得不对劲再去上厕所。

我: *走回来时已经满座*
(终于看到位子liao)
我: Excuse me...Excuse me... ...
(左边有喝coke的auntie，右边有吃popcorn的uncle)
auntie&uncle: (一起)
(然后忙收拾"借放"在位子上的东东，然后看我狼狈坐下)
(坐下后左看下右看下)
我: ... ...
(整部戏，左手冰到发抖，右手饿到颤抖，手机响到乱抖)

想着想着Tebrau City已经到liao，后悔已经来不及liao。

牧羊座男孩-Wordpress

2008-05-02T23:47:00.003+08:00

Thanks to the 4-day-Labour-Day-holidays!
Finally I have the time to rearrange and shift my 牧羊座男孩
to wordpress.
(Oh, some might not know, I actually have another blog, too :P)
So, go visit my new blog :)
It's now open for business again, keke :P

Wordpress is one of quite great blog server provider.
There are functions such as protected post, post managing, comment managing, comment editting, schedule post, blog stats, alot of nice layouts etc etc, which is not available at blogger.com.
So, if you need all these functions, wordpress is the best choice.

In the other note, this long holiday is such a bonus for me.
Never plan anything as it's a sudden decision of company.
Resting is the good activity I'm awaiting despite the rushing working few days before the holidays.

Besides, did also plan to go back home on Saturday and celebrating Mother's Day on Sunday.
Celebrating the day earlier is an advance in term to save money (keke) and to avoid the crowd. (As like this week is not PH and crowded =.=)
Solid reason is actually not other than I will be busy for other activities on the next few weeks.
Post-KK Gathering with Singaporean team and Melaka Leisure Walk conclude the next two weekends after this.
Kinda looking forward these activities. :)

OK, that's all for this post.
Btw, plz click la the nuffnang ad side bar, really got money one you know :P

失眠? - 迪沙鲁 - 晨曦

2008-04-13T22:52:00.013+08:00

天气干燥酷热，难耐。
午睡超时过限，失衡。
心情有点起伏，烦躁。
星期六的夜晚，失眠。

辗转难眠，隐约传来:

"想和你再去吹吹风虽然你是不同时空
还是可以迎著风随你说说心里的梦"

打开msn, 猎户星高照!
三人行, 准备葬眠于海! @@

晨曦? 夕下?
海域? 沙漠?
单人? 双人?...

蛋黄哟!!!
是酒精作祟, 我眼前正是这颗迷蒙美的eggyolk.

Monkey stunt @@
手长脚长的瘦皮猴,
纠缠不清的赖皮猴.

我喜欢手指尖的那团火;
我喜欢微笑着的那个我.

天灰.再会.

more photos: 俊子一言

Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Merry Christmas!

2007-12-24T17:20:00.000+08:00

This was the first time ever after I sent out an email, everyone in the loop replied me in so fast so furious manner! Everyone was so effective!

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Everyone was so geng that they don't even needed to think of what to write to reply lo!
I got all the replies on next minute onwards.
Anyhow, let's see what were their messages!

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Gotcha!
You get it right!
It's so called "OOO" (Out Of Office) Autoreply!
99.9% of mails I received today were these symbolic messages!
OK, put the pathetic working day aside.

At least, I'm happy that most people got to enjoy their holidays during the seasons!
They are not forgetting to wish me in return mails!

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I got the most Christmas wishes this year!
So I would like to wish you too!

Merry Christmas

and

Happy New Year!

i don't know art, but i like this alot...

2007-12-15T22:54:00.000+08:00

Jay - I'm Busy

2007-12-11T00:07:00.000+08:00

最近在听周杰伦的专辑，
听得入迷了，一连听了好几天。

Jay的专辑都是一开始的反感，
然后再慢慢转为细细品嚼至入迷。
特别是那几首抒情歌，是我的最爱！
（是啦，我都喜欢sentimental曲风的...）
如彩虹，最长的电影，我不配，蒲公英的约定等，
没有以往的咬字不清，减少了R&B rap，
却以富"杰式"曲路带出。
并不会很难唱，所以可以跟着哼，
在房里大开"无Mic红箱"。

然而，不大喜欢牛仔很忙，
不知他在唱什么，有人觉得可爱，
我却觉得有点什么不对似的...

但我却蛮喜欢轻快的阳光宅男。
很阳光，适合我这样的宅男，haha :P
还有一首青花瓷，掺杂古典与流行，
就如~~发如雪~~东风破 一样，
我也不知如何解释，就是蛮喜欢的。
也许是用了古典乐器的原故吧！

Routine ain't not bad

2007-11-25T13:34:00.000+08:00

最近生活好有规律，
同样时间睡觉，
同样时间起身，
同样时间下班，
同样时间吃饭...

同样时间睡觉: 凌晨12am-1am.
同样时间起身: 早晨7:25am准；7:30am再不出门就迟到.
同样时间下班: 6pm, 咻一声，嘀一声，跑人.
同样时间吃饭: 没错，凡过了时间，没胃口，省一餐.

经过千篇一律的weekdays，
星期六便是患上sleep-the-whole-saturday syndrome.
谁管前晚是8pm睡，还是3am睡；
谁管它是晴天，雨天，太阳天，彩虹天，日食天，夜食天...
还是哪位太空人上升下降了，
关上房门，拉上窗帘，便就是我的睡觉天.
然后leh, 6pm醒来后夜夜笙歌，直至2am-3am,
才能强逼眼皮闭上.

更神奇的是，星期天一早9am-10am便能醒来.
原因无他，便是对面O-Bak-Shang唱将的一首：

"鲁便一可龙速吓..."

吓得我赶紧起身撒尿，以免弄湿周公家.
当然我也不逞多让，劲歌金曲全部drag到playlist里，
音量升高至盖过她的BMB音箱为止.
公主花园黄金20路的星期天早晨，
足以与"功夫"里包租婆的九龙城寨媲比.

累

2007-11-20T23:21:00.000+08:00

累，
是当你准备就绪时，却无法前进；

累，
是当你绞尽脑汁后，才知于事无补；

累，
是当你走到尽头后，才发现是死路；

累，
是事与愿违时；

累，
是无法预知时；

累，
发生在动作之后的静态里；

累，
不发生在思考时，却发生在停止思考后。

多数是晴天+明天的微笑+在晴朗的一天出发

2007-07-07T17:56:00.000+08:00

演唱 : 梁静茹

阳光没了下起雨了
要微笑一整天会很累的所以天哭了
话题没了聊什么呢
要天天都见面会很累的真的会的
可不可以偶而下雨不必永远晴天
虽然我没有太喜欢忧郁
可不可以闹点情绪我想这是我的必须
有时过分讨好你回家生气气自己

可不可以偶而下雨不必永远晴天
虽然我没有太喜欢忧郁
可不可以闹点情绪我想这是我的必须
有时过分讨好你回家生气气自己

*****************************************

有时候走过一段路心才会清澈也才会看到
关于爱延伸的滋味不要去发酵仔细思考
爱过的他和流过的泪都会是珍贵的记号
忘不忘不重要
只要准备好明天的微笑
无论在天涯海角相信爱总会千方百计把你寻找
可能他终于明了你有多好
想回头朝你奔跑
只要准备好明天的微笑
当你想拥抱爱总会出奇不意静静悄悄来到
也许在生命里的某个转角
另一个人会给你默契相同微笑

只要准备好明天的微笑
无论在天涯海角相信爱总会千方百计把你寻找
可能他终于明了你有多好
想回头朝你奔跑
只要准备好明天的微笑
当你想拥抱爱总会出奇不意静静悄悄来到
也许在生命里的某个转角
另一个人会给你默契相同微笑

*****************************************

不知名的花儿都开了
起雾的窗都已经风干
当你还在烦恼悲伤
这世界正默默生长
一定有一个什么地方
容得下我和你的梦想
也会受伤但有希望
对的人在对的地方
让我们同一天出发
看看外面到底多大
让我们学习让自己更勇敢
不一定能继续作伴
难免会感伤
但我会用自己翅膀努力飞翔

让我们同一天出发
看看外面到底多大
让我们学习让自己更勇敢
不一定能继续作伴
请不要遗忘
你的爱在我的心有不同的份量

End.

WHATEVAAAA...

2007-05-29T22:10:00.000+08:00

So Cute!!

累

2007-04-17T01:04:00.000+08:00

原本应疯狂飞翔的假日，
却被困在塌了的破铜烂铁中，
面对着理不清逻辑的线条，
想尽办法试图重心建立，
惋惜着牺牲死去的脑细胞。

一个人空荡荡的车子里，
不再是昔日山水夕阳画，
耳边回旋着嘻哈的笑声，
一瞬间静如止水，
眼前出现的却是暗淡无色的天灰。

已分不清眼前一切是否真实，
只是习惯性的摆动肢体，
重覆着日复一日的动作，
就像月亮绕着地球甩，
摆脱不了地心引力的魔掌。

累，
既然赶不走，
请你停泊在身躯上就好，
别太快，
淹没了我的心。。。

Workaholic

2006-10-27T23:58:00.000+08:00

I've no life,
One week seven days,
Morning to night,
Non-stop working...

I've to do it,
I must do so,
For the sake of,
My first ever...CAR!

Now,
Do me a favor,
Vote for it.

or even...

Red "Box"

2006-10-18T23:56:00.000+08:00

Someone please pass me the eye drop?

Persatuan Ponteng...

2006-10-03T00:14:00.000+08:00

Time flies, memory flies...

I don't know where was it, I don't remember when was it;

But it is so real for me, the feeling is so strong;

The names on the board were so blurry,

yet they were impressing me all the way;

The faces were so familiar,

yet I have been missing them for ages;

PERSATUAN PONTENG,

This was the best ever persatuan I belonged to,

yet,

LOST.

Back!

2006-10-01T23:16:00.000+08:00

It's been two months I didn't write anything here. The blogging fever is getting down among friends, since everyone is busy working. But yet, blogging is one of the ways I'm able to tell people how my life is, and get to know how my friends' life are (beside the smartgroups forum, which is also getting "cold" now). So friends, let's keep in touch, let's blogging!

There is nothing beside working in these two months. Though it's tiring, but I've learned alot, seen various, and eventually tried to adapt. It's a total differrent things/environment compare to studying life. I think the same process goes to you all as well. It's not only the good and the bad, the true and the false, or the white and the black. Most of the time you cannot balance the weighing machine and make thing fair. Especially those who geling kepala with you with the most frequent word : "ELEK". So everybody is tricking and you are rolling into the loop too.

I'm going to Changi, Singapore for the next whole week for training. I was asking everybody whether to join me there, but the thing is I will have to follow the fixed transport and through back Johore-Changi, without any chance to visit the city.

The brand new passport shown above I claimed it using company fund. It's only 32 pages which allows 87 trips out of Malaysia (29 pages stampable, 3 stamps each page). And the trips to Singapore already taken 5 stamps which is 5.74% of the passport out of 5 yrs! So this comes into my mind!

It's still a plenty of blank pages for both of books. What if I accidentally bring both books out? What if I accidentally forget I'd have a brand new book and pass up the old book while across the bridge? What if....

What do you all think? Give me your comment.

What if....lelong, lelong, lelong!!!

I Missed "Superman Returns"

2006-07-29T22:48:00.000+08:00

I'm going to officially work under Maintenance Department at ~~Infineon Technologies JB~~ Flextronics JB next tuesday, which is 1st August 2006. I'd very happy I've succeeded to get the job at my very first official interview. But the irony is I'm the last one to start working among coursemates who are graduating. Hopefully I will not bring any trouble to the company while I'm on duty. And in return, the company will not bring me any trouble too IF one day I have to leave for any special reason!

hey, although I have emphasized the "IF", but I still don't hope any Flextronics staff will has a chance to read this :P
so please be awared, especially that one in Infineon JB, duh! -_-

Anyway, I have been to JB for nearly one month for the temporary job. I still remember the thing I really wanted to do, except working, was to watch "Superman Returns" when I reached here. Due to job, I happened to spend most of time to stay at various shopping centres and thus passing by all the cinemas; but I got no time to watch the movie, even it's weekend. -_-

So, I just find some pictures to satisfy the thirst.

Superman

Hello-Kittyman

Poohman

G-Stringman

Sexyman

And followings are my favourite:

Chang-Jinman

and

Balletman

only I know Clark Kent has some ~~brothers~~ ~~sisters~~ siblings. @_@

The Missing Shaolin Discipline!

2006-07-10T17:11:00.000+08:00

Just in case you've missed the Shaolin greatest discipline "Dai Si Heng" who was missing to perform in all the previous WCs, here in 2006, he's back!

"大师兄返来啦！"

Noooo...not this one. This is not the real! The real "Tit Tao Gong" is a french and won few Golden Ball awards in the previous WCs. While in his last ever WC match, he decided to show off his kungfu, else he might feel guilty to his ShiFu!

Here he was:

Some may ask, why he did that? It was resulted a red card to his last match and he would never get the Golden Ball title!.. No, you are wrong again! In his last match, he was chasing after something different! Some award that only belongs to him for the rest of WC history!

And this should be awarded to HIM!

"GOLDEN BALD AWARD"

*edited*

So you may turn your finger to the Golden Bald Award holder that he was wrong to headbutt the Italian. But if you watch carefully on the clip, actually the award holder was being molested and his nipple was tickled by the Italian. For more info, just read this!

I'm Busy!

2006-07-05T01:53:00.000+08:00

I'm just busy since last week. Just got a temporary job here at JB, managing a group of promoters selling the brand new shampoo. Frankly say, it's an easy job but you gona busy while the booth is setting up. So, I'm now busy finding promoters (anyone interested working as promoter in JB? contact me k) and just never stop calling here and there, and recording all the details.

At the beginning I was took that easy, like this:

And now I'm like this:

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Ok, just put that aside. Talking about last weekend, there was a dramatic changes in the WC (everybody knows that!).

When everybody went like:

"Oh NOOooOOoooOO"

"How come England kalah?"

And I was abit different:

"Yes YES YES, FERRARI wins!
"Schumacher wins!"

So, you might not know that Shimi and Behkam are actually know each other. Why not? They are in RED what?...They were having a gathering just one day before the games started. You might be amazed of what they have done.
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Yeah, they went for.......jogging -__-lll

Puik, Puik, Puik!

and on that night...
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DAMN!

Now you know why Shimi won the horse-power-race and Behkam lost the balls?

I MISS MY EX-COURSEMATE!

2006-06-24T22:31:00.000+08:00

To all my dear coursemates,

I thought we MISS this guy!

This friend of mine has been missing since I last saw him at campus. Sometimes he might give me a shock with some mystery short messages through handphone. But i doubt if he is still safe and sound.

So I decided to get some helps from you all, did you ever see this guy??

If you have seen this guy wandering around the street, please inform me by leaving a message ~~in the box~~ on the fridge below, thanks alot! And, leave your name for the rewards! :)

HEY! DON' T PLAY WITH THE BOX, OK? :P

*edited*

I would like to thank peeps from all countries to pay a visit here and give "valueable" information on the fridge's message box. Nevertheless, I still not able to find where my dude has been gone... But wait, take a look on the counter!

Is that you there my dude?

No wonder we cant find you!

--_____________--

Malaysian Prawn or American Prawn?

2006-06-18T16:01:00.000+08:00

A lots of people or rather Malaysians have the perception that America is always better than Malaysia. No doubt, it's undeniabe America is an advance country and America's technolgy is like twenty years (or more?) leading Malaysia's.

Their land is bigger than ours. Their population is greater than ours. Their currency is higher than ours. Their money can bury the whole Malaysia. Their military is stronger than ours. And maybe one day later, their Mandarin/Bahasa Melayu is better than us! (suck you BANANAs don't learn your mother tongue!)

Oh, I've searched out some examples to show the differences:

Male:

Brad Pitt is fitter than Nicholas Teo

Female:

Angelina Jolie's lip is thicker than Amber Chia's

(and some say boobs too)

Bridge:

Golden Gate is bigger than Penang Bridge

Flag:

American flag has more stars than Malaysian flag

(they got no moon?..personally, I prefer star than moon)

Politician:

Even Bush uses more botox than Mahathir! Damn

And, one of my ex-coursemate, Joyce, has been sent to US too while she's joining her first ever "official" company for only less than one week time! See, how excited she is to fly over US!

But actually this fellow is escaping from me because

SHE STILL OWES ME TWO PRAWNS!! :P
Then I have been chatted with her yesterday and this is part of it regarding the prawn:

*Chit-chatting*
*I've given her an idea*
Joyce: ok, I will take ur advice if it's works.
me: like that u owe me 3 prawns lo
me: i want American Prawn!
Joyce: wah, u want me to get arrested ar?
Joyce: wait i back malaysia then only treat u Malaysian Prawn la, it's cuter, haha
me: okla, remember it's 3 prawns now! :P
me: hey wait, wtf! r u saying CUTER?? malaysian prawn cuter one meh? or it's american prawn ugly? show me the pic, i wana see!
Joyce: *offline*

Heck, offline pulak...I wonder how cute is Malaysian Prawn compares to American Prawn!...
This makes me headache. Isn't America always better than Malaysia? How would the prawn in Malaysia will be cuter?

I find Malaysian Prawn crunchy and spicy, where got cute?

So i try to search on the net and google image to see how cute Malaysian prawn is...

And Guess What?!!

I have found it!

It's indeed CUTE.... and FUNNY too!

You loser American Prawn

Gua geilenti lu kalah!

*clap hands*

and scroll down

I know you're frus d... :p

Let me present to you

-__- lll

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ok, I know some of you might as well tease me back, just go on, I can take it.
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but better don't-la :P
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M-O-M

2006-06-15T04:48:00.000+08:00

It's four in the morning and I'm still ~~watching drama, surfing net, reading blogs, chatting, etc~~ awake. I'm not sure if I've awaken my mom, sorry if I did, mom >_<

Then here come:

mom: haiyoo, you har... @#$%^&*&^%$#@... (you b*stard who intrepret it wrongly as vulgarity)
me: *insert silly smiley face*
mom: hungry or not?
me: NO! (actually stomach's drumming like hell)
me: you go sleep la :)

After half-an-hour, I'm shock as I think mom goes sleep already, but mom appraoches my desk with a bowl of char bee hun!
First time i eat char bee hun at four in the morning, tell me if your mom did it too. :P

MOM

Sometimes,I might not speak it out,

But, this is what I want to say

I LOVE YOU, MOM!

I Hate It!

2006-06-14T21:53:00.000+08:00

Oh, this will be the first time and the last too for a meme in my blog. It's in mandarin version somemore (type till kisiao meh), but i decide to ignore it and type in english. :P

Caution : Playing game of this may cause back-pain, sore hands, and most probably mental distortion -_-lll So, I'm going to terminate this meme, without breaking the rules of course... You will see, wuakakaka!

Almost break the rule, it was @#$%^&River-Kuku-Bird!&^%$#@ tagging me.

游戏规则：
[一]被点到名字的人在自己的Blog(或主页)上写下答案，并且要再想出几个题目，将这几个题目传给另外七个人，还要到这七个人的Blog上留言通知对方“你被点名啦

[二]这七个人要在自己的Blog里注明是从哪里接到的题目，并且再想几个题目传给另外七个人，让游戏继续下去。但是不得回传。
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1.喜欢一个人到什么程度可以算是爱？
－when you turn ike to ove.

2.今年的情人节你怎么过的？
－when is it? - -

3.你相信网络里有真实的感情吗？
－Same thing if you believe you can find a needle in sea

4.你相信“今生的情人来世会成为父女”这句话吗？
－Wah, only i realize my dad was only pat-tor once in past life, cham.

5.如果可以重新选择，你还会选择现在的职业或者所学的专业吗？
－I'm not study nor work now, so this question is not applicable to me,no?

6.如果时光可以倒流，你希望你现在可以回到几岁？
－Back to the year when i was Superman! Don't believe it?

7.如果以生命做代价，你愿意用它换取什么？
－ For another 2 lives, and 2 for another 4 lives, and so on! See, I told you I was a Superman, I save the world!

8.请用一句话说明你是怎样的一个人？
－Do I need to repeat?

9.喜欢牛郎织女的故事还是喜欢鹊桥仙的故事？
－Are you the author or publisher?..Heck, you lier story-teller!

10.你喜欢哪个与爱情无关的故事？
－Opps, so you are doing survey for story-book.Sorry for previous answer, it's not for you. But can you please pass it to your boss?

11.相信有抬头纹的人会比较善良吗？
- Similai?

12.你觉得梦是什么？
- A lyric writer from HongKong.

13.相信有肯为对方付出生命的真爱吗？
－ Why don't ask the question another way round?
相信有肯为对方付出真爱的生命吗? (Abit weird, you modify abit la,but it's more sunny,rite?)
Surely YES!

14.觉得爱情的保质期有多长？
－Since when Love is sold in the market? Any compensation if I bought an expired one?

15.快乐是什么？
－Some say orgasm is one of kind, what do you say?

16.有过恐惧稳定的时候吗？
－ Two possibilities if you never have a one:
i. You never scare.
ii. You never turn out from scaring.
Either one proves you are abnormal.

17.你觉得周笔畅怎么样？
－Similai?

18.孤独和寂寞的时候怎么办？
－ They say Superman is gay because he is lonely!..Wait, omgomgomgomgomfg, did i speak it out loud?..

19.你会玩笔仙吗？
－I played once, when I couldn't figured what to do with a new bowl wrapped in newspaper.

20.喜欢什么动物？
－DOG, don't you know it does reflex GOD? -_-lll

21.20岁和30岁有什么区别。
－RiverBird: 30 – 20 = 10岁之别。
Sometimes 1st class honour sucks in math.
It's 20-30 = -10 !

22.你相信六合彩吗？
－I will believe in it like I believe in GOD... Only if I win a one.

23.如果你中了六合彩该怎么用呢？
－What is the total of 1st Prize now?

24.当你孤单时你会想起谁？
－Gay?? (Refer to Q18) I start to regret I'm telling you all I was a Superman.

25. 到目前为止最后悔的一件事是什么？
－I was a Superman.

26. 在怎样的情况下会找不到自己呢？
－Lonely, Superman is lose to figure out he's a gay.

27. 女人最痛恨的两个人：前男友的现女友和现男友的前女友。你觉得呢？
- No comment. But,
RiverBird: 我觉得女人会痛恨有了现男友的前男友。
This issue is sensitive wei nowadays.

28. 渴望轰轰烈烈的爱情吗？
- Please define it. Is it loving at train akin?

29.
梦想－Goal
家人－Family
情人－Lover
Is that what you want? I'm blur already after so many questions.

30.如果只能选一样，你会选择哪一样？为什么？（请依重要性排序〕
－I'm refuse to answer any "what-if" question. =P

31. 你觉得感动是什么？
－What exactly i feel when you read all along till question No 31. Thank You!

32.你有过一见钟情么？可以谈谈哪一次的经验吗？可是女人都不怎么相信一见钟情的。那不相信的女生就说说令你非常好干的经验吧~
－I believe you don't even really know what/what for you are asking this question.

33.女人就聊聊灰姑娘的故事，那男人就说说韦小宝的故事吧~如果你两个故事都想要聊聊都欢迎发表。
－I will tag both 灰姑娘 & 韦小宝 to talk about this for you!

34.你觉得要把你自己形容为咖啡，你会是哪一种咖啡？
－How about you treat me all type of coffee at Starbuck first, then i tell you the answer.

35.认为枇杷膏有没有止咳化痰的作用？
－This is ~~the only~~ a constructive question! I've traced back all the memer for this question as a reference whether to buy it or not, as my grandma is having sore throat now.

36.有沒有很討厭一個人，討厭到現在都不想跟她/他講話
－Yes, if i found who created this meme.

37.大选会选择投给国政、回教党、还是林吉祥？
－Wah,are you Lim Kit Siang? Take back previous answers (include answer no 9 & 10) if you are. >_<
But, how come you so lame? (i mean the one created this meme, whether you are Lim Kit Siang or not)

38.如何形容過去的男友/女友
－Shall I write it here or call to tell you? I'm confuse too.

39.這一生覺得非要遇上的人是誰？
－I'm second to like this answer -- Santa Claus。
爱米粒阿姨, please ask Santa Claus to find me too if you meet him first, ok?

40.至今为止没有办法忘记的一个朋友。为什么忘记不到？
－ If you ask my dad, he will definitely tell it's his daughter. (Refer no 4) GF is a friend too what.
41. 能忍受长期的远距离恋爱吗？
－Some find SDL (short-distance-love) is harder. Do you, sometimes?

42. 在情绪崩溃时做过最疯狂的事。
－情绪崩溃 is already 最疯狂的事 for me. Don't you agree?

43.为何男生总不喜欢女生唠叨？
－爱米粒阿姨, I think you should complain this to your BF.

44.怎么看马来西亚？（一个句子）
－It has to be 2 sentences to answer this weird question.
i. Go ZOO (for 看马)
ii. What the hell is it? (for 来西亚)

45.最想收到的礼物
－I think Santa Claus knows it ya. I'm waiting for you!

46.最想拥有x-men里那一个角色的力量？
－Can I choose Superman? I remember I'd participate in the series as well as Spiderman.
Give you Spiderman version first, click here .

47.相信世界末日的到来吗？
－I believe there is an end for this meme instead, cause I'm going to terminate it.

48.吃饱了没
－Eat too much already, only I will spend so much time for this stupid ass*ole meme -_-

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49. Did I successfully terminate this meme?
50. Continue from Q49: If I'm not, are you sure you want to continue it?
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Tagging Time:

ah-kheng
lollypop (i think most coursemates agree with me to terminate this meme, but to play safe I choose those who ~~don't~~ quite hard to understand mandarin)
kennysia (You should not see this Kenny)
林吉祥 (wonder how to inform this fellow, but i did it...) -_-lll
Santa Claus (don't know this is the real one or not)
灰姑娘 (go read this blog, not a bad one)
韦小宝 (I can only found an old 韦小宝.)

Have fun!

LIFE...

2006-06-04T03:45:00.000+08:00

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Suck Pak Gat

2006-04-22T23:03:00.000+08:00

KNNCCB!

This was happened when I was rushing to tapao caused it seemed to be raining, I was blocked by a “fatty-white moustached -looked experience” Pak Gat. The conversation went like that:

Pak Gat: Stop! Stop!
Me: Ya, encik
Pak Gat: Tahun bapa?

(I was like -_-lll to tell my dad older than u Pak Gat)

Me: Final year, encik
Pak Gat: Final year sudak tak tau rule-keh, pigi tuka seluar panjang!
Me: Encik, seluar saya cukup panjang sudah-ler, sudah lebih knee-ma, mau hujan sudah encik...

(I know I know, my excuses never been a good one)

Pak Gat: Hujan-ka tak hujan, pigi tuka seluar panjang, knee tu untuk perempuan, lu perempuan-ka? Atau mau I saman lu?
Me: *speechless*

(turned back to hostel as I’m too penniless to afford summon )

WTF!
It was raining elephants and dolphins (plagiarize from some famous blogger) at the way back.
So I have to wait until the rain stopped and it was 45mins later.
I was just “desperately” hungry and you all know rite, nothing can beat my hungriness. Damn desperate I was!
(How desperate is damn desperate you may ask?
Desperate like you find no pimp but you want to ~~fuck~~ have sex.
Or closer to you all is like you find no vcd but you want to ~~wank~~ “release” -_-lll )

Suck Pak Gat. Suck Rules!
I mean WTH Im wrong wearing a short pant (even over-knee) to have my dinner or even go tapao only. Im not like going to have class or office or any formal events. You say it’s rule? Hell the rule for? “Tutup aura”? KNNBE (for those who don’t know, b=bu e=eh, want to know more, ask Darence) OT pulak. I mean com’on man, im not like wanna show the “aura” to public,k? Come-la check if im wearing underwear. (Ya, I don’t really know what aura is) I’m not even a Muslim to talk about aura.

When talk about this, reminds me the fine matter for kissing at public. Yes, you will be arrested and fined if you are found to kiss/hug/act passionately at the public in Malaysia. So now can you tell me how you describe “passionately”? (im not a passion people though) I will only agree with you if you say passion is to have French Kiss for 15mins at the public! Then please arrest those who do that....This is so subjective to define it,k? *Puee*

A friendly-kiss/hug may just to express greetings, friendly and concerns to each other. But this is to be labeled as censor by those close-minded people. Yes, it’s banned in Islam. Then this should not apply to those non-Muslims. Where is our freedom? So you say show the greetings/concerns only in house. So cool man, we gonna be cool at the public. (Hu, this is not me, how come im writing all this thing, again, maybe I’m ~~damn~~ “desperately” “hungry-ed”) :P

Back to my case, so I waited for rain to stop and changed my pant to go eat my dinner. What is ironic is when I was backed, I stared on that Pak Gat while he was doing nothing but two guys were wearing really short (shorter than mine sure) pant passing by. Short enough to expose their aura can! I think I was bad luck today.

Fuck-off!
Time for my favorite show. 

P/S:
1. Mr. Chia, take good care of your young birds, k? Or later if they reach the gate then you will be summoned for exposing your young birds. :P
2. Sorry for being vulgar, I was just damn ~~desperate~~ hungry can!

*edited*
I told you ready I don't really know aura...It's supposed to be "aurat" as my friend told me...
Or if u wanna know more? Approach Pak Gat la ~~tiu~~

I am Not Sleepy....

2006-04-12T04:56:00.001+08:00

Lately people around me (include me) are pretty busy to prepare for the final year project (FYP) presentation and draft. This all shall be finished and pass up by this Friday the latest. So there is just "No Day No Night" i have been worked for the bloody FYP...

Frequently heard that people are sleepy yet no time for rest.There are several cures to stay awake including coffee, bath, run upstairs and down, get away from the lovely bed and so so on....

Yet,i have another secret weapon which taught by Shaolin Shifu: Mimic with the spell

"Im Not Sleeepyy....Im Not Sleeepyyy...Im Not Sleepyyyy...."

Hey,it just works.Don't you believe?
Follow me

"Im Not Sleeepyy....Im Not Sleeepyyy...Im Not Sleepyyyy...."

Here my little friend was taught by the ShiFu also........But this is a fail case..... *_*

Wuakaka,我是幸福的！

2006-03-18T17:59:00.000+08:00

这是个灾难性的星期吗？
怎么看到一个个的朋友都在埋怨？
怎么翻开一页页的部落都是诉苦？
怎么听到一句句的对白都....充满了火药味？？

无可否认，随着时间的流逝，紧迫的节奏让人喘不过气来；
但，当我坐下回想过去的一个星期，却发现每一天至少有一件事，
触动了我的心悸，证明了我幸福!:)

是幸福的，都~~(才)~~该写出来与大家分享吧!
可顺便感谢想要感谢的人 :)

星期日
一年一度的Formula One盛事又来了，等了那么久，终于又可以在每个周末观赏我所喜爱的节目了,yahoooo!!!

感谢：番薯男(:P)当时打包了nasi lemak给我，我过后还忘了还钱，wuakaka....谢了！

星期一
在和网友chatting时，他答应我从英国买包糖果送我... wahhh!!!....

感谢：致阎，谢谢你一直以来的关心咯!...有点后悔说等你回来才给我了，可不可以改啊？wuakaka...

星期二

化学实验室的技术员摊开了满了的时间表，让我选个周末来做我的实验.....

感谢：
化学实验室技术员-Mr. Sukor

星期三

凌晨零点零时，到麦当劳边读书应付考试，边享受＂麦鸡啃＂的美味！！Yummy!!

感谢：麦当劳叔叔营业二十四小时的主意！

星期四

我在常去的茶餐室吃饭时，老板娘的孙女终于满月了；我也因此多了块满月蛋糕做饭后甜点！

感谢：我怎么也攀不上关系的小女婴，却送了块蛋糕给我！ :)

星期五
又是同间茶餐室，小女婴妈妈见我午餐晚餐都带着同一份小抄，便不屑地说道："考试啊？加油咯！"

感谢：校方的安排住进了K17，才让我遇见了这热情的茶餐室! hehe.....

星期六
睡觉对我来说永远都是最幸福的事！
注：好久没一觉睡到中午了，wuakakakaka!

感谢：当然是我的床咯！！

或许你会问我这些也归纳为幸福吗？
是的，这就是我的幸福！

这还不够吗？
谁没试过小时候嘴里含着甜甜的糖果而扬起了高高的嘴角？

是幸福遗弃你了吗？
还是你嫌弃幸福了？

还在埋怨吗？还觉得苦么？
你要幸福吗？
幸福还怕你不要它了！

Haha,至少我还幸福，福气啦！！

PersonalDNA??

2006-03-09T23:00:00.000+08:00

Wow!!
I just never know that this PersonalDNA test takes me quite a long time to finish....
For those who is still wonder what is PersonalDNA , please click on it!

It is after somewhile I headache with my assignment, I turn on this personality test (suggested by my friend – RiverBird) and it takes me nearly 30mins to answer all the questions.
So, my dear BirdMan (fyi,u can click on it to see his BirdFace), please return my 20mins (as i only spare 10mins for it :P) or you have to calculate the alfa and beta for me.....

Even though, I'm still satisfy with the result of the test.
Yupe, I'm a Concerned Thinker.

Although it is not perfectly match my personality, but it reflects some of my attitude.
So if you don't know how a Concerned Thinker will be, please check it out here .
And, have fun with the test ya ---->PersonalDNA

我弟的Creative Muvo TX FM

2006-03-03T19:07:00.001+08:00

前几个星期帮我弟买了一架Creative MP3机，由于还没有机会回家（其实是故意的），所以我暂时保管，顺便帮他"试用", Wuakaka....
这一路的试用，觉得这部机也还蛮不错的；由于本身也爱听音乐，所以不管上课，作lab，吃饭，甚至上则所，一出门便把它带着了（还真不想把它还给我弟了，哈哈）.....

其实Creative Muvo TX FM不是新的产品，推出已有一段时间了.它的功能除了能播放MP3外，也能收听FM，并有刻录功能，以及拥有4种预设EQ模式：古典、流行、爵士、摇滚.（其他琐碎功能就不说了）

随着时代的进步，各式各样人们所梦想的产品都可以研发.之前就听朋友说有个称为FM Transmitter的东东，只要把MP3或pendrive或任何可以以USB连接的数码记忆器，插入这FM Transmitter，它便可以把记忆器里所有可播放的音乐或声音文件，转换成FM频率，散播于空间.所以，只要你有收音机或任何可以接收FM频率的器材，便可播放记忆器里的音乐！！

所谓：水能载舟，亦能覆舟.各类先进的器材虽给人类带来许多方便，但也提高了犯罪率.说不定有天某某先进国，想攻击某某背叛了自己国家的小岛时，在发射核能原子弹的时候，不小心调错了方向，把原子弹射向我国，那时想逃都来不及了.....Choi choi choi

又或者，某天正当你驾着车时，扭开收音机，听到的不是："933,醉心频道" 或"My FM音乐无限，贴心空间"；而是恶作剧者的发言："XXX,你他X的王X蛋，f**k y**,再来个%$@##$%*&*%#@......"那时候他X的王X蛋又不知道是谁做的，只有送个f**k y**给发明FM Transmitter的伟大发明家了..... *_*iii

白痴问答五则

2006-02-22T21:35:00.000+08:00

1。绿豆从高楼跌下，变什么豆？ -----〉红豆

那红豆走着走着跌倒，又变什么豆呢？-----〉”puak tou” 福建话= 跌倒。。

2。熊猫最想做的两件事？ -----〉i.睡饱点，ii.拍彩色照片

3。什么动物最了解猪？------〉蜘蛛（知猪）

4。“先天“的意思是遗传爸爸妈妈麻，那“后天”的意思呢？ ------〉是明天的明天

5。麦当劳跟肯德基，那个比较大？ -----〉肯德基，肯德基爷爷，麦当劳叔叔

牧羊自传

2006-02-22T18:29:00.000+08:00

海,大家好。随着周遭朋友都有了自己的“部落”,就忍不住也“参一角“，请大家多多指教咯！

为什么是牧羊传说呢？
因为我的职业是牧羊人吗？
并不是的，只是我生于1月19日，属于山羊座，也称摩羯座，因为和羊挂了勾，所以自称牧羊人！：）

山羊座特色：

山羊座是十二星座中最稳定和严肃的。山羊座的人通常很自信，有强烈的意志并且很冷静。这些努力工作，不易动感情，精明，有责任感，不屈不挠而且谨慎的人们会不达到自己设定的目标不放手。他们在作决定前会陷入沉思，把问题想透彻。山羊座非常固执，不听取他人的意见。他们隐藏自己的情感使其他人很难了解他们，也是最孤独的星座。
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不知是那网页的解说出现错误，还是星座都骗人的，看完了总觉得我不怎么符合里面的特色。。。。

关于lenzkk:
众所周知，kk是我的名字，而lenz呢?lenz其实是我在虚拟世界才使用的自称。。。
lenz一字（或一名）源自德国，是德国人用的名字，意属春天，开朗，或可广扩其意为世界和平！v*_*v
当初想取个英文名时，不想取个大家用的，又刚好上着Fizik的Electromagnetic Induction,里边提到了Lenz's Law和Faraday's Law(关于Lenz's Law)，觉得lenz这名很特别，便用了。